If...

If you had to name the most embarrassing moment in your life, what would it be?

It is quite hard to pinpoint one moment that was especially embarrassing or more embarrassing than the rest. In fact, I make it my life's goal to cause embarrassing or awkward moments. It is very hard to make me feel embarrassed because I do such a good job myself. I hardly ever feel "embarrassed." One moment that I remember was once on a family vacation in Dallas. I just purchased a new pair of suspenders at the mall and my brother was embarrassed. He asked my mom why I always insist on embarrassing myself. I clarified with him that I don't embarrass myself because I don't get embarrassed. In reality, I haven’t really had any embarrassing moments but I have caused other people embarrassing moments.

 

A second embarrassing moment is when I took the wrong journal on the walk that we did and I wrote all of my creative writing stuff in a different notebook and had to put paperclip the pages into my journal. It made me very sad because I didn't want to rewrite all of my things into my other journal. My whole life is just one awkward moment after another.

 

Besides embarrassing moments my life is full of awkward moments. It seems the awkward and weird people are drawn to me because they think I want to be with my own kind. Once I was picking out a mother's day card for my mom and this creepy guy came up and asked me how old I was. I told him I was sixteen and he walked away and muttered "Oh..." It was an "oh" like "Oh... too bad that's not legal." It was rather awkward and frightening at the same time.